Don’t say you weren’t warned!  The Albino Bowler recently underwent some pretty intensive surgery, which involved a complete dismemberment… pretty gruesome stuff!!

   The need for surgery actually came about on the Albino Bowler’s alleged first trip to Greece (the one we have no pictures of…).  His right arm… yes, that’s his bowling arm, was completely severed.  It was repaired though… and subsequently broken off AGAIN on his trip to California.  Very disturbing.  After the last repair he managed to travel to Australia and New Zealand without any mishaps… however on his latest trip to Greece, his arm was broken off yet another time.  Poor guy!!!

   I am happy to report however that the Albino Bowler is all back together and in good health.  His arm is a little looser now than it used to be… but at least it’s attached!

– Dan Thompson